Absolutely Not Mug

My ducks are absolutely not in a row.

They’re wandering off, making a mess and possibly heading in six different directions.

Featuring a long-suffering mother duck surrounded by a delightfully disorganised collection of ducklings, this illustrated ceramic mug is a tribute to everyone keeping things moving without having everything under control.

It’s a funny, affectionate gift for busy parents, teachers, carers, multitaskers and anyone whose daily routine bears little resemblance to the original plan.

Because sometimes getting all your ducks in a row isn’t the goal. Sometimes you’re just pleased they’re all still there.

Part of the Happily Real Animal Antics collection, finding humour in the wonderfully imperfect business of being alive.

Product features

– Glossy white ceramic with a comfortable C-shaped handle

– Available in 11oz (330 ml)

– ORCA coating supports bright color transfer and a durable finish

– Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for convenient everyday use

– Lead- and BPA-free

Sentiment: Affection, Appreciation, Encouragement, Friendship, Neurodivergently funny

$29.95